Horoscopes by Beth: Be prepared for the unpredictable
You’re going to lay down in bed and you’re going to think of "Star Wars" and you’re just gonna be like, "wow."
Horoscopes by Beth: The super unpredictable awakening
This is kind of weird to say, but the Aries constellation is aligned with the great pickle of Mars, so it’s gonna be a weird week. You’re gonna be a…
‘Emo the Musical’: A Big Australian Why
Think of the worst idea you’ve ever had. Was it climbing a tall tree? Maybe overdrawing your account? Applying for a job too late? Whatever it was, it’s not as…
Horse-oscopes by Beth: February 2
And thus forth, as we return from the break of great cold, do we find ourselves in need of guidance through the wisdom of the stars, so that with great…
Bernie is the (Jack) black comedy you need to see
I love Jack Black. It’s not a joke, as many people may mistakenly believe. When I was seven, I saw Nacho Libre and I knew, deep within my heart, that…
Horoscopes by Beth: December 15
“Lo, how does thy in possession of silly effeminate wiles approach the holiday of Christ? How may I be certain of the rightfulness of my actions if I am but…
Not the Duff you’re looking for: ‘Christmas Belle’ is unsurprisingly bad
Here’s a fun fact: Every single year around July, Haylie Duff, the less prominent Duff sister, begins a journey in which she begins to film a parade of Lifetime and…
‘Gammera the Invincible’ is wonderful and confusing, all at the same time
Assistant Editor Sophie Koch gave me her DVD of Japanese monster movies to watch about two months ago. This week I finally used a dvd player to watch them. "Gammera…
‘Nathan For You’ shows the need to check the legitimacy of celebrities’ stories
Nathan Fielder, host of Comedy Central’s reality show Nathan For You, is no stranger to the needlessly elaborate. For three seasons, he’s used his aptitude for the unconventional to help…
‘The Decoy Bride’ does nothing special to separate itself from the rest of romances
If you’ve read my column for more than a hot minute you may have realized that there is a quite a large amount of both babes and romance being featured.
