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Bethany Lovejoy

May 2, 2018

‘In-Lawfully Yours’: Don’t sleep in a dead wife’s bed

This movie was suggested to me by my grandma and I hope that my grandmother thinks about what she has done, because this is not the best movie in the world. This is painful and awkward and horrible, and why do these people have such weird relationships?

May 2, 2018

Horoscopes by Beth: Finally over

Aries: You’re going to pass your finals by the seat of your pants and quite frankly I am amazed. I always knew you were smart, Aries, but when you spent all last week watching the movie “Labyrinth,” I admit some doubt was sowed.

April 25, 2018

‘Tragedy Girls?’ More like strategy girls

It gets 4/5 stars. It didn’t have the make outs my heart desired, but it had the murders I needed to make it through the week.

April 25, 2018

Horoscopes by Beth: It’s hot and my brain is melting

You’ve been wondering where your horoscope has been on and off for the past month, and this week most of all you needed it. Don’t worry, young Aries (or professor); I heard you call and here I stand.

April 18, 2018

Beth’s trailer predictions: Movies to maybe see this summer

On that note, it’s been a fairly stressful week in roomhold (just my room, which is just me). Therefore, we are going to look towards the sweet cheesy future at movies I will maybe (probably not) see.

April 11, 2018

‘The Little Hours’: Velma ruins everything

This week I watched “The Little Hours,” which is about nuns being nuns and doing un-nun things.

April 11, 2018

Horoscopes with Beth: Sunny with a chance of sass

You’re going to post a lot on Snapchat this week, but not about things that people actually care about. You’ll probably make the equivalent of a stop motion of you blinking then add a fun caption that says something along the lines of, “OMG, actually, like, the way I look today, even though my hair is a little messy, lol.”

April 4, 2018

‘Death Note’: The worst movie you can find

I’m going to be honest, It was actually the worst movie, like ever. Like I’ve seen some things, but at least those things are kinda funny. This is not, this just happened.

March 28, 2018

Horoscopes by Beth: The bad romantic cliché edition

Did you know that April is the most romantic month of all? This fact often surprises people, as there’s February, December and literally any other month. But it is; it’s all due to Easter and copious amounts of egg eating.

Eggs are like an aphrodisiac that sends those hormones rolling. In honor of the month of romance, here are all your very romantic horoscopes.

March 28, 2018

‘Twilight’ extended edition: Same vampires, more make out scenes

I’d like to extend my hand to the twilight extended edition…. And slap it.
Here is a fact that has been reiterated to the student voice staff multiple times this year: I watch the movie Twilight, like, a lot.

March 21, 2018

‘Reign’ gives a super dramatic take on famous European royalty

“Reign” is like a heavenly rain of horribleness that I want to soak the organs of my soul. Most of the men are okay looking but not great, most of the women are only mildly whiny, but the costumes are like ten out of ten “Gossip Girl” level excellence.

March 7, 2018

Horoscopes by Beth: Spring breakdown

Spring break is here, and even if you’re going somewhere, you’d much rather be home. Sure, home has your bed and all your amenities and a few dozen toaster strudels, but you’re going to get a bad idea the minute you arrive anywhere remotely homey.