‘Reign’ gives a super dramatic take on famous European royalty
"Reign" is like a heavenly rain of horribleness that I want to soak the organs of my soul. Most of the men are okay looking but not great, most of…
Horoscopes by Beth: Spring breakdown
Spring break is here, and even if you’re going somewhere, you’d much rather be home. Sure, home has your bed and all your amenities and a few dozen toaster strudels,…
‘I Give it a Year’: More like, I give it a three
It’s so easy to cut off people who hurt you, but sometimes it’s more beneficial to ask why something happened and how you can fix it. Part of being a…
What’s your favorite breakfast? ‘One Small Hitch’ is a little weird but a little good
This week our movie caused me to reflect on many aspects of my life, such as my choice of favorite breakfast and my hair color. "One Small Hitch" is a…
Horoscopes by Stephanie Lovejoy- it’s a joke, my name’s Beth
Your constellation has moved out of the line with its morals and values, which is why we have to have a serious talk this week. I know what you’ve been…
‘Kiki’s Delivery Service’: Coming of age with a fantasy twist
To preface this article, I would like to apologize to Jacinta, a beautiful and perfect woman who recommended another movie this week for review. I had to push back that…
Horoscopes by Beth: At least my mom reads these
You’re going to be invited to a lot of things this week. That’s awesome and all and I’m really happy for you, but remember what happens anytime Scooby Doo and…
“Mascots” is the movie to watch this Valentine’s Day
"Mascots": more like mass consumer entertainment. Fun, not interesting or cool fact for my five readers: columns are not actually written on the day that a paper comes out if…
Horoscopes by Beth: Be prepared for the unpredictable
You’re going to lay down in bed and you’re going to think of "Star Wars" and you’re just gonna be like, "wow."
Horoscopes by Beth: The super unpredictable awakening
This is kind of weird to say, but the Aries constellation is aligned with the great pickle of Mars, so it’s gonna be a weird week. You’re gonna be a…