‘Twilight’ extended edition: Same vampires, more make out scenes
I’d like to extend my hand to the twilight extended edition…. And slap it. Here is a fact that has been reiterated to the student voice staff multiple times this…
‘Reign’ gives a super dramatic take on famous European royalty
"Reign" is like a heavenly rain of horribleness that I want to soak the organs of my soul. Most of the men are okay looking but not great, most of…
‘I Give it a Year’: More like, I give it a three
It’s so easy to cut off people who hurt you, but sometimes it’s more beneficial to ask why something happened and how you can fix it. Part of being a…
What’s your favorite breakfast? ‘One Small Hitch’ is a little weird but a little good
This week our movie caused me to reflect on many aspects of my life, such as my choice of favorite breakfast and my hair color. "One Small Hitch" is a…
‘Fullmetal Alchemist’: when characters write their own stories
The book and corresponding TV series “Fullmetal Alchemist” is probably pretty much unknown to the general populace. However, among the overwhelmingly nerdy fan base for anime (Japanese cartoons), Fullmetal has…
‘Kiki’s Delivery Service’: Coming of age with a fantasy twist
To preface this article, I would like to apologize to Jacinta, a beautiful and perfect woman who recommended another movie this week for review. I had to push back that…
Portugal. The Man rocks the Palace Theatre
Before they took to the stage last Friday, Portugal. The Man set the expectations for the rest of the night. A message appeared on the screen behind the stage reading,…
“Mascots” is the movie to watch this Valentine’s Day
"Mascots": more like mass consumer entertainment. Fun, not interesting or cool fact for my five readers: columns are not actually written on the day that a paper comes out if…
‘Emo the Musical’: A Big Australian Why
Think of the worst idea you’ve ever had. Was it climbing a tall tree? Maybe overdrawing your account? Applying for a job too late? Whatever it was, it’s not as…
Bernie is the (Jack) black comedy you need to see
I love Jack Black. It’s not a joke, as many people may mistakenly believe. When I was seven, I saw Nacho Libre and I knew, deep within my heart, that…