‘Tragedy Girls?’ More like strategy girls
It gets 4/5 stars. It didn't have the make outs my heart desired, but it had the murders I needed to make it through the week.
Horoscopes by Beth: It’s hot and my brain is melting
You’ve been wondering where your horoscope has been on and off for the past month, and this week most of all you needed it. Don’t worry, young Aries (or professor);…
Beth’s trailer predictions: Movies to maybe see this summer
On that note, it’s been a fairly stressful week in roomhold (just my room, which is just me). Therefore, we are going to look towards the sweet cheesy future at…
‘A Quiet Place’ keeps audiences silent, in suspense
The movie, directed by “Office” alum John Krasinski, opens on day 89 after an unspecified apocalyptic event. Using minimal dialogue, the movie relies heavily on visuals to communicate just enough…
‘The Little Hours’: Velma ruins everything
This week I watched "The Little Hours," which is about nuns being nuns and doing un-nun things.
Horoscopes with Beth: Sunny with a chance of sass
You’re going to post a lot on Snapchat this week, but not about things that people actually care about. You’ll probably make the equivalent of a stop motion of you…
‘Death Note’: The worst movie you can find
I’m going to be honest, It was actually the worst movie, like ever. Like I’ve seen some things, but at least those things are kinda funny. This is not, this…
Travel feature: The House on the Rock is a place where mystery and magic thrive
I’ve taken several different angles in describing my recent trip to House on the Rock. Most commonly I tell people, “If a hoarder with an affinity for circuses and Victorian…
Horoscopes by Beth: The bad romantic cliché edition
Did you know that April is the most romantic month of all? This fact often surprises people, as there’s February, December and literally any other month. But it is; it’s…
‘Twilight’ extended edition: Same vampires, more make out scenes
I’d like to extend my hand to the twilight extended edition…. And slap it. Here is a fact that has been reiterated to the student voice staff multiple times this…
