Author: Joe Hager

I hope I’m not the only one who has a love/hate relationship with their major. My major is marketing communications, and academically, it’s been real enjoyable so far. The breadth…

Hello readers and welcome to another year on the beautiful UW-River Falls campus. It’s only a couple weeks in, and I can already tell that the presidential election in November…

By the time you read these words, I will be a different person. I seriously won’t be surprised if—by the time this column reaches press—the majority of my existence depends…

Last week, the always-hilarious Comedy Central cartoon “South Park” aired an episode called “Over Logging.”

Every once in a while, a movie comes along that completely and utterly destroys everyone’s expectations. A few years ago, I saw the trailer for the pot comedy “Harold &…

The Internet, as many of you know, is a place brimming with innovation and creativity. Our glorious benefactor, the Google, is itself a company that makes mountains of cash designing…

For the last 2,000 years, the western world has been enamored with the mythos of Jesus Christ of Nazareth. This whiskered, blue-collar artisan first earned his divine chops assembling tables…

I’m saying it so it’s official: Easter is the lamest holiday of the year. Though an important and worthy occasion to celebrate for its messianic properties, Easter as an American,…

I am about a decade late on this subject, but I wish to write about it anyway. I’ll just go ahead and admit it: I recently discovered Guitar Hero, and…