Taco Bell starts border-hopping
America is the greatest country in the world. Of course, I’ve always believed this—everyone knows we have the best everything in America. And that includes Mexican food. How do I…
Midst overabundance of reality television, some programs still stand out
People, television is in trouble. I suspect it’s been in trouble since Survivor started more than a decade ago. We have more than 30 channels on campus, and every once…
University bar would have been a happier choice for UWRF student majority
Last week, our lovely Student Voice published an article about the opening of Roots, the new healthy-choice eating venue in the lower level of the University Center. The article also…
Law enforcers should be well-equipped
It has come to my attention that in recent weeks, both our on-campus Public Safety officers and the local RFPD officers have stepped up security around our quaint little town…
Early retirement looks like fun
I’ve been thinking more and more about retiring. Sure, I’m only 23 years old, and I’ve got my whole life stretched in front of me; it’s like my own giant…
Summer jobs stifle sensitivities
Summer sucks. It’s taken me a long time to admit it, but summer can bite me. Besides inducing chronic swamp-ass and terminal laziness, the college summer is only good for…
Student response to street preachers lacks maturity
Last week, incoming freshmen were treated to a highly anticipated annual event here at River Falls: the traveling ministry of Brother Jed.
Gay rights should be supported
Since former NBA All-Star Tim Hardaway made news a couple weeks ago with his hateful comments toward gays, I’ve been thinking more and more about the attitude of my own…
Reaction to Evans’ column unnecessary
I am astounded at this utterly unnecessary controversy surrounding Kris Evans’ sweatpants article. Since last week, hordes of women on campus have been parading around in sweatpants in defiance of…