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Mike Pearson

17 Apr 2008

College Democrats need fewer ‘Democrats,’ more intelligence

As the election draws closer, as the ads and the YouTube videos grow more and more bitter and propagandic, I find myself sitting here thinking about Mike Donnelley.   You know Mike Donnelley; his brother Al was running for Governor. […]

26 Mar 2008

Time changes, generations remain the same

Do you remember that scene in “The Blair Witch Project,” that shaky, dark scene where the girl was crying out to anyone who would find that worthless documentary they were working on?    I’m starting to feel a lot like […]

27 Apr 2007

Father’s death helps put life in perspective

Monday, April 9, my father suddenly died after being in an unimaginable car accident. (For the record, I am not writing to gather your sympathy, nor am I trying to bring you down over your morning cup of Caribou).

12 Apr 2007

Book sparks philosophical viewpoint

I was recently talking with my uncle about a new book called “The Secret.” I had never heard of “The Secret” until I was watching VH1 one morning before trekking off to the Hudson Cinema to clock in and prepare myself for a day full of screaming children and spiteful elderly people.

23 Mar 2007

A bar is needed on campus

I really don’t like flying; I hate takeoffs, I’m not a big fan of those jolted landings and I can’t stand being stuck in such a cramped area with some of the most odorous people who feel the need to tell you their life story. Needless to say, as my plane landed in London this past August, I had one thing on my mind: I needed a drink.

08 Mar 2007

Columnist bids farewell to God

Dear God, It’s been a little while. I think the last time we talked it was about a test or a girl, or maybe winning the lottery, I’m not really sure. I’m writing today, not to ask for anything, but to say, “Thanks, it’s been real.”

02 Feb 2007

Alternative candidates desired for president

As a direct response to Keighla Schmidt’s column last week, I would like to say, you’re right. Ms. Schmidt was correct when she spoke of America not being ready for a black president or a female president.

09 Nov 2006

English band offers fans a less serious sound

I’m starting to feel rather old when I talk about music. Saying things like, “Hey, remember that song ‘Peaches’ by the Presidents of the United States of America?” or “I heard ‘Sellout’ by Reel Big Fish on Drive 105 last night!” tend to attract more than a furrowed brow these days.

Mike Pearson

Mike Pearson is a student at UW-River Falls.