Bethany Lovejoy
08 Nov 2017
'Thor: Ragnarok' adds some metal to the Marvel Cinematic Universe
You may remember a time long ago when the Student Voice used to have a movie reviewer who went to the movies instead of staying home and watching Netflix, when the word babe had never graced the pages of this fine newspaper; Again, long ago.
01 Nov 2017
The basic guide to food critique
As we know, it is every basic white girl's duty to either run a food blog or own a food Instagram.
01 Nov 2017
'Albion: The Enchanted Stallion' leaves the viewer with more questions than answers
We all knew that girl in high school who had an obsession with horses. You know, the girl who seems kind of normal until you get to her house and see shelves and shelves of plastic horses staring down at you with their beady eyes. They use mane and tail shampoo for both their head and their horse and there are photos of the girl and her horse in matching hairstyles.
25 Oct 2017
Harry Potter is slowly being ruined by J.K. Rowling's expanded universe
For years of my life I have been a Harry Potter fan. I have obsessed over the movies, books, and events associated with those things. I own Harry Potter, A History and display it prominently on my shelf.
25 Oct 2017
'Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone' is the perfect beginning to a magical series
Here is a fact that I have memorized, 10-31-1981 is when Lily and James Potter were slayed by (a very extra) Voldemort.
18 Oct 2017
The Christmas spirit brings ghostly glee to Halloween
First and foremost, I would like to apologize to those five people who I told I was reviewing Scooby Doo and the Witch’s ghost, as it turns out that every quality Scooby Doo movie is not available for streaming.
11 Oct 2017
'Made of Honor' is not made of greatness
"Made of Honor" starts with what is perhaps my favorite reoccurring movie plot, a playboy falls in love with an actually okay human being and gets friend-zoned. Said man then waits until his best friend is about to be married to ruin her life and take out any love rivals.
04 Oct 2017
Sustainably Ugly: Ugly food may be the solution to under-balanced college diet
Growing up I’ve had a strange relationship with food due to my parent’s choices in employment.
04 Oct 2017
'Hocus Pocus' lives up to why you fell in love with it as a child
To preface this review, I would like to state that I am not a fan of Sarah Jessica Parker. This is not for reasons concerning appearance or the sound of her voice, this is for the personal belief that Sarah Jessica Parker is only capable of playing two people.
27 Sep 2017
Cult classic 'Heathers' touches on serious topics with off-brand comedy
Heathers is a 1989 thriller comedy starring Winona Ryder. Like almost every other movie starring Winona Ryder this movie is considered a cult movie and later led to a musical and a strange Instagram ad campaign for a tv show.
