Kris Evans

09 Feb 2007

Students are selfish, apathetic

Now that I have your attention, I want to be serious. The majority of students on this campus, and perhaps young people across America, are selfish.

02 Feb 2007

Sweatpants are the reason women are single

Hey ladies. Are you single? Do you wonder why you haven’t found Mr. Right at college? Do you wear sweatpants to class? If you do, let me try to give you some insight into your
problem. Listen, sweatpants are ugly, and no matter what words you have printed across your butt, we’re not buying it.