April 25, 2018
It gets 4/5 stars. It didn’t have the make outs my heart desired, but it had the murders I needed to make it through the week.
April 18, 2018
On that note, it’s been a fairly stressful week in roomhold (just my room, which is just me). Therefore, we are going to look towards the sweet cheesy future at movies I will maybe (probably not) see.
April 11, 2018
The movie, directed by “Office” alum John Krasinski, opens on day 89 after an unspecified apocalyptic event. Using minimal dialogue, the movie relies heavily on visuals to communicate just enough to the viewer about what’s happened to the world. Newspapers scattered throughout the ruined city establish exactly how quickly society fell to this unseen threat. One headline reads, “It’s sound.” “You’re on your own,” says another.
April 11, 2018
This week I watched “The Little Hours,” which is about nuns being nuns and doing un-nun things.
April 4, 2018
I’m going to be honest, It was actually the worst movie, like ever. Like I’ve seen some things, but at least those things are kinda funny. This is not, this just happened.
March 28, 2018
I’d like to extend my hand to the twilight extended edition…. And slap it.
Here is a fact that has been reiterated to the student voice staff multiple times this year: I watch the movie Twilight, like, a lot.
March 21, 2018
“Reign” is like a heavenly rain of horribleness that I want to soak the organs of my soul. Most of the men are okay looking but not great, most of the women are only mildly whiny, but the costumes are like ten out of ten “Gossip Girl” level excellence.
March 7, 2018
It’s so easy to cut off people who hurt you, but sometimes it’s more beneficial to ask why something happened and how you can fix it. Part of being a mature and healthy adult is facing conflict rationally and treating other people with respect regardless of your own opinions (not talking dirt, insulting them, screaming at them in hallways).These people are not mature and healthy adults.
February 28, 2018
This week our movie caused me to reflect on many aspects of my life, such as my choice of favorite breakfast and my hair color. “One Small Hitch” is a romantic comedy recommended to me by a very cool lady who works at the Involvement Center and may or may not be one of the best people I’ve met.
February 21, 2018
To preface this article, I would like to apologize to Jacinta, a beautiful and perfect woman who recommended another movie this week for review. I had to push back that review to next week because it is not every day that you get an opportunity to watch “Kiki’s Delivery Service.”
February 14, 2018
Before they took to the stage last Friday, Portugal. The Man set the expectations for the rest of the night. A message appeared on the screen behind the stage reading, “We are not very good at stage banter, so tonight’s performance will feature some slogans written by our management. Thank you for your continued understanding.”
February 13, 2018
“Mascots”: more like mass consumer entertainment.
Fun, not interesting or cool fact for my five readers: columns are not actually written on the day that a paper comes out if you’re a weekly paper. That is, they aren’t written that way most of the time.
February 7, 2018
Think of the worst idea you’ve ever had.
Was it climbing a tall tree? Maybe overdrawing your account? Applying for a job too late?
Whatever it was, it’s not as a bad as “Emo the Musical”.
January 31, 2018
I love Jack Black.
It’s not a joke, as many people may mistakenly believe.
When I was seven, I saw Nacho Libre and I knew, deep within my heart, that I loved Jack Black. If given the opportunity in my youth, I likely would have married Jack Black. Unfortunately, there are far more beautiful and talented women in this world, therefore such an idea is only a hypothetical.
December 13, 2017
Here’s a fun fact: Every single year around July, Haylie Duff, the less prominent Duff sister, begins a journey in which she begins to film a parade of Lifetime and Hallmark Christmas movies. She’s done this to the point where half of my Netflix queue is just Haylie Duff Christmas movies.